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How to Get Rich, Live on $30/Week for Groceries, and Have Whatever You Want

I think it’s known to our tribe here we’ve got a piece of land west of the Rocky Mountains, a derelict lettuce farm now covered in sage. We got it from a cat named Baker. Baker snagged it from this other joe. According to local legend, that guy, whose name I can’t remember, shot his dog after the shaggy tramp spooked his horse on some far off mesa, forcing the man to cross the valley, one long side to the other, in cowboy boots. But the real interesting owner, the one I... read more